If you have seen this cupcake, call 1-800-4-NIK-8-R immediately.
Sometimes, life is real simple. You can go to work (or school), hang out with other employees (students), hook up at the bar (cafeteria) and get busy with a nice chick (your right hand). Other times, however, life dares to be ugly, and it’s even worse when what makes it so just won’t die.
Less than 48 hours ago, a Hostess-brand cupcake was spotted passing by off of the I-62 in Pheonix, Arizona. This is an event that has stunned news reporters all around the world; Hostess Inc. filed for bankruptcy in 2012, and was closed down in November of that year. As a result, all Hostess cupcakes, twinkies, devil dogs and spanky hankies were sent immediately to various Chemical Concentration Camps to be decomposed and disposed of. It seems, however, that one oven-dwelling goldie dared to escape; it is now running rampant on the poor, innocent streets of Pheonix. Continue reading