General Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, recently elected President of Egypt…
…and the Red Army Choir guy.
See the resemblance?
I’m gonna keep my eye on this el-Sisi guy because I don’t know if the Egyptian people (and the world) can trust him just yet. He sounds like a good guy, though.
This close.
The National Institutes of Health yesterday announced in a press release that their researchers are “this close” to discovering a cure for cancer. According to the press release, the treatment involves a cocktail of pot and magnetic nanoparticles. Which makes me wonder, didn’t they say the same thing five years ago?
MADRID (NORAD) — Scientists working for the North American Aerospace Defense Command reported sightings of a mysterious old man in a red sleigh over the Spanish capital.
The man, originally thought to be the legendary Saint Nicholas, turned out to be an impostor named “Snata”. Continue reading
So we’ve just migrated Qzekrom to WordPress.com!
We’ve had an overall terrible experience with the old server, hosted by 000webhost.com. 99% uptime, guaranteed? Pffft. Continue reading
Yet another work of pure genius.
The meteor that exploded over Chelyabinsk in central Russia on February 15 may contain genetic material that belongs to the elusive but real Pokémon Deoxys, Game Freak board director Junichi Masuda said in a recent blog post (we forgot the URL, sorry!).
Yeah, this is what we’re talking about here.
This article was written in-house by Billy Benign, who has refused to register an account at this time.
The bloated Soviet Flag in all its imperialism.
If there’s one thing that grinds my gizzard it’s definitely the very idea of Communism. Actually, I have a bigger problem with the pronunciation; “KAH-myoo-nism?” What the duck? It should sound more like the word “communal,” so it would be “kuh-MYOO-nism.” That would at least make it sound 32% less evil. Continue reading
If you have seen this cupcake, call 1-800-4-NIK-8-R immediately.
Sometimes, life is real simple. You can go to work (or school), hang out with other employees (students), hook up at the bar (cafeteria) and get busy with a nice chick (your right hand). Other times, however, life dares to be ugly, and it’s even worse when what makes it so just won’t die.
Less than 48 hours ago, a Hostess-brand cupcake was spotted passing by off of the I-62 in Pheonix, Arizona. This is an event that has stunned news reporters all around the world; Hostess Inc. filed for bankruptcy in 2012, and was closed down in November of that year. As a result, all Hostess cupcakes, twinkies, devil dogs and spanky hankies were sent immediately to various Chemical Concentration Camps to be decomposed and disposed of. It seems, however, that one oven-dwelling goldie dared to escape; it is now running rampant on the poor, innocent streets of Pheonix. Continue reading
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